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Get yourself one of your new favorite pens! These have some pretty awesome sayings:

* BUT DID YOU DIE?

* BONJOUR BITCHES

* BAD MOMS CLUB

*WORST PENMANSHIP, BUT CUTE

*YOUR MOM

*FEELING STABBY

*TIRED MOMS CLUB

*TAKE NOTES, BITCH

*BAD BITCH CLUB

*EXHALE THE BULLSHIT

*SECOND OF ALL, FUCK YOU

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Pens & Paper

Your Favorite Pens