100% crinkled cotton flour sack towels screen printed using non-toxic black ink with funny sayings. Unfolded size is 16x24.
Excuse the Mess. I'm a shitty housewife.
Dishes we meet again you dirty bastards.
The dishes are looking at me dirty again.
We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.
If you have to ask if it's too early to drink... You're an amateur and we can't be friends.
I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just some eating here.
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?