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Not your average candle! If you aren't into some serious sass and snark these candles probably aren't for you, but if you are....oh you're gonna need at least one, maybe two, maybe three.... You decide ;) These sassy soy based candles are clean burning and smell OH SO GOOD! Burns for 45 minutes handmade in Washington state.
We Don't Lick People. - Infused with "The Lies Adults Tell Children" Scent" Orange Dreamsicle
They Whine, I Wine. - Infused with "Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom...Sip" Scent: Cabernet All Day (Sweet Red Wine)
So Extra - Infused with "Pettiness & Overreaction" Scent: Pink Champagne
Shit. Fuck. Damn. - Infused with "Sentence Enhancers" Scent: Clean Citrus & Earthy Sage
She Believed She Could....But was Really Tired - Infused with "Naps & Snacks" Scent: Blueberry Cobbler
Queen of Damn Near Everything - Infused with "Superiority" Scent: Rebel Rose (Garden Rose & Oak)
Please Leave By 9:00 - Infused with "Seriously...Get Out!" Scent: Cabernet All Day
Mermaids Don't Have A Thigh Gap - Infused with "A Nice Tail" Scent: Grapefruit & Mint
"It's All About You, Isn't It? You Selfish Bitch! - Infused with "Happy Birthday Wishes" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake
I Do What I Want - Infused with "Zero Fucks" Scent: Blueberry Cobbler
I Am Stronger Than The Bullshit - Infused with "Overload & Fatigue" Scent" Just Peachy (Peaches & Cream)
But First...Wine - Infused with "Long-Ass Days" Scent" Cabernet All Day
Bad Bitch Club - Infused with "Personal Invites Only" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini
Boss Lady - Infused with "Hustle & Caffeine" Scent: Pear & Ivy
Shit Show - Infused with "Chaos" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake