Malicious Women Candles

Not your average candle!  If you aren't into some serious sass and snark these candles probably aren't for you, but if you are....oh you're gonna need at least one, maybe two, maybe three.... You decide ;) These sassy soy based candles are clean burning and smell OH SO GOOD! Burns for 45 minutes handmade in Washington state.

We Don't Lick People. - Infused with "The Lies Adults Tell Children" Scent" Orange Dreamsicle

They Whine, I Wine. - Infused with "Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom...Sip" Scent: Cabernet All Day (Sweet Red Wine)

So Extra - Infused with "Pettiness & Overreaction" Scent: Pink Champagne

Shit. Fuck. Damn.  - Infused with "Sentence Enhancers" Scent: Clean Citrus & Earthy Sage

She Believed She Could....But was Really Tired - Infused with "Naps & Snacks" Scent: Blueberry Cobbler

Queen of Damn Near Everything - Infused with "Superiority" Scent: Rebel Rose (Garden Rose & Oak)

Please Leave By 9:00 - Infused with "Seriously...Get Out!" Scent: Cabernet All Day 

Mermaids Don't Have A Thigh Gap - Infused with "A Nice Tail" Scent: Grapefruit & Mint

"It's All About You, Isn't It? You Selfish Bitch! - Infused with "Happy Birthday Wishes" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake

I Do What I Want - Infused with "Zero Fucks" Scent: Blueberry Cobbler

I Am Stronger Than The Bullshit - Infused with "Overload & Fatigue" Scent" Just Peachy (Peaches & Cream)

But First...Wine - Infused with "Long-Ass Days" Scent" Cabernet All Day

Bad Bitch Club - Infused with "Personal Invites Only" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

Boss Lady - Infused with "Hustle & Caffeine" Scent: Pear & Ivy

Shit Show - Infused with "Chaos" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake

Romantically Challenged - Infused with "Whatever I'm Dating My Fridge" Scent: Frooty Loops

Bad Bitch Club - Infused with "Personal Invites Only" Scent: Lemon Drop Martini

Seasonal Depression - Infused with "Eating An Entire Pie...By Yourself...In The Dark." Scent: Hot Apple Pie

We Don't Lick People - Infused with "The Lies Adults Tell Children" Scent: Blueberry Cobbler

It's All About You, Isn't It? You Selfish Bitch! Infused with "Happy Birthday Wishes" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake

Mermaids Don't Have a Thigh Gap - Infused with "A Nice Tail" Scent: Grapefruit and Mint